Ancient Beast. Modern Problems. (Unisex T-Shirt)

This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings a playful, ironic edge to everyday wear. A red dragon hunched over a vintage computer fills the front—smoking, slightly exasperated—with the caption “ANCIENT BEAST. MODERN PROBLEMS.” The image reads like a comic panel: warm, detailed colors on soft, lived-in cotton that settles into your wardrobe. It’s a relaxed-fit shirt you’ll reach for when you want to show off dry humor, fantasy fandom, or that mix of nostalgia and office-life frustration. The dyeing gives the fabric a soft, broken-in feel and subtle color depth that ages beautifully with wash and wear. Wear it to game nights, casual workdays, conventions, or lazy weekends to signal the kind of person who loves myth, sarcasm, and a comfortable tee that tells a story.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, soft, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for long-lasting wear
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean